mario party more like if you steal one more of my stars i’ll fucking murder you
"God damn it!" i yell as i stub my toe on a table. suddenly from the sky, i hear god reply "okay". the floor splits open, revealing a pit to hell. god pushes the table down into the pit, and then it seals up. he actually did it. god damned it.
this is my favorite thing that duct tape’s ever been used for
i am 0% the person i was three years ago and i would probably get in a fight with 2011 me